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{"id":1869,"date":"2017-11-21T07:00:27","date_gmt":"2017-11-21T07:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/?p=1869"},"modified":"2019-05-17T10:31:14","modified_gmt":"2019-05-17T10:31:14","slug":"o-sepranych-kalhotech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/o-sepranych-kalhotech\/","title":{"rendered":"O sepran\u00fdch kalhotech"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nejsem \u00fapln\u011b fanou\u0161ek do m\u00f3dy a nem\u00e1m ani narvanou sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 had\u0159\u00edkama (to u n\u00e1s s p\u0159ehledem zastane moje drah\u00e1 polovi\u010dka \ud83d\ude42 ). Jsem toti\u017e v mnoha ohledech prost\u011b zcela norm\u00e1ln\u00ed (chlap). <\/p>\n

T\u0159eba nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm… opravdu nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm… nakupov\u00e1n\u00ed. <\/p>\n

Av\u0161ak i tato nen\u00e1vist m\u00e1 jednu vyj\u00edmku (potvrzuj\u00edc\u00ed pravidlo). Miluju nakupov\u00e1n\u00ed v drog\u00e9ri\u00edch. V\u0161emo\u017en\u011b barevn\u00e9 obaly a n\u00e1pisy. Narvan\u00e9 reg\u00e1ly kr\u00e9m\u016f od tolika zna\u010dek, \u017ee je nedok\u00e1\u017eu ani vyjmenovat. Vzbuzuje to ve m\u011b a\u017e d\u011btsk\u00fd cht\u00ed\u010d a napl\u0148uje m\u011b to z\u00e1jmem. <\/p>\n

Drogeristick\u00fd tovar<\/h3>\n

Nep\u0159\u00ed\u010detn\u011b pak kupuji cokoliv, co mi padne do oka a nezn\u00e1m. M\u00e1m u\u017e takto doma na poli\u010dce n\u011bkolik denn\u00edch kr\u00e9m\u016f, no\u010dn\u00edch kr\u00e9m\u016f a (abych se trochu vyt\u00e1hl) p\u00e1r zaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00edch kousk\u016f. T\u0159eba proti vr\u00e1sk\u00e1m, \u010dist\u00edc\u00ed, s v\u00fdta\u017ekem z rohu jednoro\u017ece a nebo kr\u00e9m\u00edk na t\u0159\u00eddenn\u00ed strni\u0161t\u011b. <\/p>\n

Co k tomu v\u00edc \u0159\u00edct. Devades\u00e1t procent v\u00fd\u0161e zm\u00ed\u0148en\u00e9ho, jsem pou\u017eil jednou. Ten den, kdy\u017e jsem si to donesl dom\u016f… <\/p>\n

Mo\u017en\u00e1 brzy rozjedu sm\u011bnn\u00fd obchod (stejn\u011b jako jsme d\u0159\u00edve m\u011bnili Pogy<\/a>), proto\u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e9 kusy kr\u00e9m\u016f m\u00e1m i v\u00edcekr\u00e1t. Postupn\u011b toti\u017e ztr\u00e1c\u00edm p\u0159ehled, co u\u017e jsem si koupil a co je\u0161t\u011b ne. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

M\u00e1m tedy pochopen\u00ed pro n\u00e1kupn\u00ed hore\u010dku i radost z nov\u011b donesen\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed. Co ale nech\u00e1pu je, ta nutnost chodit kupovat n\u011bco na sebe. P\u0159eci kdy\u017e m\u00e1m ve sk\u0159\u00edni po jednom exempl\u00e1\u0159i ko\u0161ili, kalhoty a kab\u00e1t, pro\u010d bych m\u011bl cht\u00edt m\u00edt t\u011bch exempl\u00e1\u0159\u016f v\u00edce. \ud83d\ude00 Jsem spokojen\u00fd s omezen\u00fdm po\u010dtem oble\u010den\u00ed. Bude-li se n\u011bkdo pt\u00e1t, \u0161et\u0159\u00edm t\u00edm \u010das (alespo\u0148 to \u010dasto pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m jako argument). S jedn\u00edm trikem toti\u017e nemus\u00edte \u0159e\u0161it, kter\u00e9 si zrovna vezmete nebo jestli V\u00e1m lad\u00ed se zbytkem outfitu. Prost\u011b v tu chv\u00edli lad\u00ed s \u010d\u00edmkoli. <\/p>\n

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Srdci nejde poru\u010dit<\/h3>\n

To kam ale t\u00edmto textem sp\u011bji je, \u017ee m\u00e1m r\u00e1d jedny kalhoty. Jsou u\u017e m\u00edrn\u011b za\u0161l\u00e9 a sepran\u00e9, ale jsou tak stra\u0161n\u011b moc pohodln\u00e9, \u017ee je prost\u011b st\u00e1le r\u00e1d nos\u00edm. P\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost\u00ed, kdy je hrd\u011b m\u016f\u017eu vyt\u00e1hnout, rapidn\u011b ub\u00fdv\u00e1. Bohu\u017eel\u2026 Ale ta pohoda kdy\u017e je m\u00e1m na sob\u011b, je prost\u011b nepopsateln\u00e1. <\/p>\n

Jasn\u011b, \u017ee ob\u010das si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, jestli to m\u00e1m zapot\u0159eb\u00ed\u2026 Doma toti\u017e dost\u00e1v\u00e1m velk\u00e9 d\u00e1vky kritiky\u2026 Zat\u00edm ov\u0161em zp\u016fsobila pouze to, \u017ee u\u017e je nenos\u00edm v\u0161ude do kancel\u00e1\u0159e. Jinak state\u010dn\u011b odol\u00e1v\u00e1m a ven si je ob\u010das vezmu. Jsem p\u0159eci tvrd\u00fd mu\u017e a nenech\u00e1m si od \u017eeny diktovat, co je a co nen\u00ed hezk\u00e9. \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n

Moje odolnost m\u00e1 ale slab\u00e9 m\u00edsto\u2026 Moje mil\u00e1 mi \u010dastokr\u00e1t (kdy\u017e se j\u00ed znel\u00edb\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e1 v\u011bc) pokl\u00e1d\u00e1 z\u00e1ludnou ot\u00e1zku: \u201ca nem\u00e1\u0161 k tomu n\u011bjak\u00e9 citov\u00e9 pouto?\u201d<\/em> pokud rezolutn\u011b nevyk\u0159iknu \u201cANO\u201d<\/em> s dopl\u0148uj\u00edc\u00edm hysterick\u00fdm pl\u00e1\u010dem, m\u016f\u017eu se s tou v\u011bc\u00ed rovnou rozlou\u010dit, proto\u017ee m\u011b v bl\u00edzk\u00fdch dnech nen\u00e1padn\u011b a v tichosti \u201copust\u00ed\u201d. Takhle u\u017e ode m\u011b ode\u0161lo n\u011bkolik ko\u0161il, k\u0161iltovka, trika i hrnky. <\/p>\n

Na moje kalhoty se takto vypt\u00e1v\u00e1 u\u017e n\u011bco p\u0159es m\u011bs\u00edc, tak\u017ee brzy o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee bu\u010f se vydaj\u00ed za k\u0161iltovkou a ko\u0161ilemi, nebo si stihnu na sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 p\u0159id\u011blat z\u00e1mek a je\u0161t\u011b je chv\u00edli ubr\u00e1n\u00edm. <\/p>\n

M\u00e1m je v\u00e1\u017en\u011b r\u00e1d, respektive c\u00edt\u00edm se v nich tak pohodln\u011b, \u017ee jsem ochotn\u00fd jim odpustit, \u017ee u\u017e p\u016fsob\u00ed trochu za\u0161le. <\/p>\n

Z\u00e1v\u011brem uvedu jeden p\u0159\u00edklad\u2026 <\/p>\n

M\u00e1m kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, kvalitn\u00ed, p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9, \u010derven\u00e9 kalhoty. D\u011blaj\u00ed mi pr\u00fd kr\u00e1snou postavu, tvaruj\u00ed zadek a spoustu dal\u0161\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 nejsem s moj\u00ed omezenost\u00ed schopn\u00fd vypozorovat. Proti t\u011bmto kalhot\u00e1m, jsou ony moje milovan\u00e9 – tmav\u011b modr\u00e9, \u00fapln\u011b jak pro \u017eebr\u00e1ky. Jen\u017ee maj\u00ed jedinou, drobounkou chybi\u010dku. Nem\u016f\u017eu si v nich po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b sednout. <\/p>\n

Tak se pt\u00e1m\u2026 Pot\u0159ebuji v\u00edce kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 kalhoty ve kter\u00fdch si nesednu, nebo o\u0161kliv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, v kter\u00fdch si nejen sednu, ale dokonce si zav\u00e1\u017eu tkani\u010dky u bot? \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nejsem \u00fapln\u011b fanou\u0161ek do m\u00f3dy a nem\u00e1m ani narvanou sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 had\u0159\u00edkama (to u n\u00e1s s p\u0159ehledem zastane moje drah\u00e1 polovi\u010dka \ud83d\ude42 ). Jsem toti\u017e v mnoha ohledech prost\u011b zcela norm\u00e1ln\u00ed (chlap). T\u0159eba nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm… opravdu nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm… nakupov\u00e1n\u00ed. Av\u0161ak i tato nen\u00e1vist m\u00e1 jednu vyj\u00edmku (potvrzuj\u00edc\u00ed pravidlo). Miluju nakupov\u00e1n\u00ed v drog\u00e9ri\u00edch. V\u0161emo\u017en\u011b barevn\u00e9 obaly a n\u00e1pisy. Narvan\u00e9 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1868,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[9,209,11,371,57,19,203,69,18,210,12,58,67],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2863,"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1869\/revisions\/2863"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vahl.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}